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Post by Peekaboo on May 17, 2024 13:51:32 GMT -5
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics! 
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Post by Peekaboo on May 18, 2024 17:42:25 GMT -5
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks! he he he he... okay on the scale of this joke... 1-10.. how much did you actually laugh? 
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Post by Peekaboo on May 19, 2024 15:08:03 GMT -5
• What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.he he... I know corny, but you got to admit, cute right!? 
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Post by Peekaboo on May 20, 2024 13:32:09 GMT -5
Why shouldn’t you argue with a T-Rex? You’ll get jurass-kicked. 
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Post by Peekaboo on May 21, 2024 20:06:21 GMT -5
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse. 
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Post by Peekaboo on May 22, 2024 17:27:54 GMT -5
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head
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Post by Peekaboo on May 23, 2024 15:27:49 GMT -5
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
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Post by Peekaboo on May 24, 2024 23:04:01 GMT -5
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code. 
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Post by Peekaboo on May 25, 2024 11:36:29 GMT -5
Why do French people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food.
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Post by Peekaboo on May 27, 2024 16:38:14 GMT -5
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months. 
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Post by Peekaboo on May 28, 2024 19:37:23 GMT -5
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
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Post by Peekaboo on May 29, 2024 18:27:04 GMT -5
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Post by Peekaboo on May 30, 2024 11:12:41 GMT -5
Why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns?
Because they taste funny!
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Post by Peekaboo on Jun 2, 2024 20:03:02 GMT -5
What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
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Post by Peekaboo on Jun 4, 2024 20:10:52 GMT -5
What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse radish!
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